It’s Okay to Objectify Certain Women
The lingerie company, Victoria’s Secret, announced their first model with Down’s Syndrome. I didn’t ASK for this information. It was thrust into my brain without permission. Now that it’s in there, I’ve got no choice but to process it. I’m not opposed to people with Down’s Syndrome becoming fashion models. That will be the easy […]
When Your Faith Is Just Another Option
One of the things that’s absolutely necessary to be funny is passion. That’s the reason so many comedians start sentences with, “Don’t you just hate…?” or “Do you know what I love…?” There is no comedy without passion. My job is to tell you my point of view. But there is no reason to listen […]
Everyone A Victim
When I suggested that a woman who was paid to have sex with Prince Andrew is a prostitute I was quickly accused of something called, ‘victim blaming.’ Several people who don’t know anything about me asserted that I would ‘feel differently if my daughter were the one being abused.’ They believe this is true about […]
There’s A Word For This
The only reason I know the name Virginia Giuffre is because the media has made me aware of some terrible scandal involving she and Prince Andrew. Apparently, she brought charges of abuse against the Andrew for some stuff that happened while on Jeffrey Epstein’s infamous island. I’m sure it’s very sordid, awful, and embarrassing. Because […]
Not Every Solution Is Correct
This little light of mine, I’m gonna let it shine! (Sing with me! You know the words!) This little light of mine, I’m gonna let it shine! Let it shine! Let it shine! Let it shine! Sunlight, nightlight, candle; there are many options for illumination. Everyone should decide which light is right for your family. […]
Love Does Not Replace Teaching
This post is some bible verses and theological stuff so you Christians who can’t stand organized religion should ignore it. “…stay there in Ephesus so that you may command certain men not to teach false doctrines any longer nor to devote themselves to myths and endless genealogies. These promote controversies rather than God’s work—which is […]
Christians: Stop Hating Religion
I get it. Religion is not God. Religion doesn’t save your soul. Lots of people use religion to manipulate others. Many religions are false. Many evil things throughout history can be attributed to religion. I get it! That being said, Christians have got to stop pretending that faith in Jesus isn’t religion. I understand that […]
The Falsehood of Flattery
I started amassing pictures of the comments telling me I’m not funny. This is a collection that I expect will never be complete. There will always be new people discovering that I suck. The collection helps me remember that I’d be a miserable person if I took the words of strangers to heart. Empty words […]
Don’t Fear Teaching Your Kids
Suggest to the average parent that they should educate their children instead of shipping them off to school and many of them will look at you as if you suggested tossing their kids into a woodchipper. Parents have many excuses for shirking the responsibility of teaching life’s most important lessons to their precious children. “I’m […]
Make Them Show Themselves Out
As society continues to crumble into chaos and destitution, it is important to keep a firm grasp on sanity. You must look for the clues that tell you whether your mind is functioning correctly or you’re on the road to Crazytown. A sure sign that you’re losing your grip on reality is zero tolerance for […]