Ladies, You Are Not Bathsheba
I recently wrote about how Christian women should dress modestly and some people helpfully reminded me that King David watched Bathsheba while she bathed. His lust motivated him to commit some serious sins, including murder! The bible doesn’t tell us whether or not Bathsheba knew David was watching her. So, let’s give her the benefit […]
Better Be Poor and Righteous
On this planet (Earth), you are always going to be wrong when you are motivated by greed, envy, or jealousy. Championing the oppressed, caring for the poor, and raising awareness for the marginalized is just a smoke screen. You’re trying to disguise your bitterness as righteousness. It won’t work. I can always tell when your […]
Shut Up and Let Them Teach
It can sometimes be difficult to recognize satire now that our culture has gone insane. The following article was intended to be so ‘over the top’ outrageous that it would be immediately understood as parody. But I doubt my ability to exaggerate. I’m afraid that if I don’t label this as satire, it will be […]
Don’t Apologize Unless You’re Wrong
Reminder: None of the stuff I write is intended for non-religious people. If you’re making up your own set of rules for living, don’t waste your time here. You do you, Boo. A particularly nasty bit of stealthy sinfulness exists in our culture. It’s hard to detect because it presents itself as humility. If you […]
You’re Wrong For Not Telling Me I’m Wrong
It’s not my fault that you have to tell me when I’ve wronged you. I know I’m a conceited jerk and it’s hard to talk to me. I know that you’re uncomfortable when you express yourself. I wish you could just secretly resent me from a distance. That would be easier for both of us. […]
Desperate People Don’t Need Diversity
I believe that faith in Jesus is the only hope for mankind. I learned that when I went to church. That is the primary difference between my church experience as a child and my church experience today. When I was a kid, teachers and preachers told me that the way to salvation was narrow and […]
Foolish Women Tear Down Their Houses
“The wise woman builds her house, but with her own hands the foolish one tears hers down.” (Proverbs 14:1) Every day, the foolish woman pulls her house apart while insisting she’s building her dreams. Believing she can ‘trust her heart,’ she demolishes her home piece by piece. She gives herself to men without requiring any […]
You Could Be Married To A Narcissist!!
You’re probably married to a narcissist! Here are some signs to watch for: Your spouse is manipulative. At first, they were thoughtful but over time, they have become focused on their own needs and wants. They say, “I love you,” in order to exert control over you. Your spouse craves attention. They need endless praise […]
Anyone Can Be Rich
I’ve seen you posting about those awful rich people so I want to tell you a few things about riches which you will ignore because it’s more fun to complain than to learn. You prefer to misery to wisdom. First, the only power your boss has over your happiness is whatever power you give her. […]
Relax. It Probably Won’t Happen To Your Kid.
A teacher in Louisiana pleaded guilty to serving her students cupcakes that contained her husband’s semen. I want to take this opportunity to assure parents that this is probably NOT going to happen to your kid. This teacher is obviously disturbed and her behavior is NOT typical of the majority of school teachers. It is […]