Are There Any Good Female Comics?
An actual question I’ve been asked more than once is, “Are there any good female comedians?” Because I don’t want to offend anyone, I always respond, “What do you mean by female?” Most people live happy lives without contemplating the gender of people who make them laugh. The majority of the population can enjoy a […]
Jenner Should Be Quiet
I’ve got a question for all you rowdy, pro-family, Christian-value, conservatives. Do you remember when Caitlyn Jenner was on the cover of Vanity Fair magazine? I do! And I remember that you weren’t cheering about it. As I recall, you were NOT sold out to the idea that men become women via hormone treatment and […]
God Kills Everyone
I’ve noticed that when people who claim there is no God talk about death, they always reference innocent children. They ONLY reference innocent children. It didn’t upset the heathen when Osama Bin Laden was killed. None of them asked, “How can a loving God stand-by and allow brutal terrorists to die?” But when a child dies, God […]
Presidents Shouldn’t Have To Care
This will be an unpopular take! All you folks looking for quotes that prove I’m a heartless villain with zero empathy, get ready to take some screen shots! Whenever the President of the United States visits the site of a local disaster, I’m suspicious that he wouldn’t be there if he wasn’t the President. And […]
The Murderer Is Responsible
Recently, I heard someone say this: “My parents are too old to contribute anything of value to society. Caring for them is expensive and has become a full-time job. It’s not fair that I be burdened with the responsibility. I’m in the prime of life! So, I’ve decided to kill my parents. Unless you’re willing […]
Ill Gotten Gain
My employer should decide how much to pay me. If I am allowed to dictate my wages, I’ll treat my employer unfairly. I won’t think about the employer’s obligations to pay the other employees. I won’t think about the other expenses, the taxes, or the hours of work required to operate a business. I’ll think […]
Sheep Don’t Save Sheep
Christians are down with the idea that God doesn’t need anything from us. But I’m not sure that our activities always reflect that belief. We act like God needs us to reach lost people. WHAT ABOUT THE GREAT COMMISSION, JOHN? JESUS TOLD US TO MAKE DISCIPLES!! I know. Please stop shouting… No question that Christ expects us […]
You Can’t Remove Your Religion
I heard someone say this: “Belief in God is like cancer.” Cancer, of course, is a bad thing. Cancer should be removed. Cancer harms people. Cancer kills. God, in contrast, is life. Belief in God is NOT like cancer. It cannot be surgically removed. “His brain is filled with Faith! We must operate immediately!” Belief […]
Christianity Doesn’t Harm Anyone
Christianity doesn’t harm anyone. You can stop crusading against the evils of biblical teachings. There aren’t any. Go slay some windmills instead. Baptists don’t toss heretics off the roof of their building. Catholics don’t enslave non-believers they find in the parking lot. The Bible doesn’t tell Baptists to protest at funerals. The Bible doesn’t tell […]
The Fruit of Your Religion
This post might seem like it’s about trans-genderism to transgender advocates because EVERYTHING is about gender when you’re a trans-gender advocate. If, as you read this, you find yourself becoming agitated by the perceived abuse of LGBTQ+ people, then you are not understanding the point of this article. In case you haven’t heard, J.K. Rowling […]