Girl Wash Your Face Down In Flames
Peaches and I discuss the dangers of friendship bread. The Peaches endures Jen Hatmaker’s podcast because she’s a great friend. Then, we talk about the “Girl Wash Your Face” girl announces her marriage is washed up. (I think it’s “Girl Watch Your Face”…but I’m wrong.) And I respond to a friend who responds to Candace […]
Girl Wash Your Face Down In Flames
Peaches and I discuss the dangers of friendship bread. The Peaches endures Jen Hatmaker’s podcast because she’s a great friend. Then, we talk about the “Girl Wash Your Face” girl announces her marriage is washed up. (I think it’s “Girl Watch Your Face”…but I’m wrong.) And I respond to a friend who responds to Candace […]
City of Seattle Officially Designates ‘CHAZ’ As A Wildlife Refuge
The East Precinct in Seattle, Washington, is home to a brand new exhibit. City council members unanimously voted to dig a moat around the six block area of the city which was overrun with violent, anti-cop terrorists; turning it into a wildlife habitat.
“We are immensely proud of the Stupid People Anarchy Zoo, or SPAZ,” Mayor Jenny A. Durkan stated during a press conference. “Many people never have the opportunity to see lawless anarchists in their natural environment. Rioters are dangerous creatures and encountering them usually leaves you impoverished, injured, or dead.”
Country Band Changes Name to Hieroglyphics to Avoid Racist Language
In an effort to heal our divided country, mega-popular band, “Lady A,” formerly known as, “Lady Antebellum,” has changed their name to an incomprehensible collection of cryptic symbols.
PETA Warns That Reckless Sanitation Efforts Will Push Germs To Extinction
As human beings attempt to disinfect every surface of the Earth, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals has issued a stern warning – we could wipe out all the germs in the world. “Every time you slather sanitizer on your hands, you slaughter millions of microbes,” said Harriet Harold, a harried member of PETA. […]
Evangelicals Ask God To Make Voting For Trump Necessary for Salvation
Pro-Trump evangelicals are on their knees asking for assistance in the re-election of Donald Trump. Gathering in churches and gun shows across the nation, they are petitioning the Almighty to include “Vote for Trump” as part of the plan of salvation along with repenting of sins and putting faith in Jesus. “We’re not asking to […]
Blue Eyed Folks Need To Change
What color are your eyes? Mine are blue. Only 10% of the world’s population is privileged with blue eyes. (For you brown-eyed people, that’s just 1 person in 10.) I feel terrible about this. The pigmentation in my cornea affords me many benefits. My conscience forces me to acknowledge my awesomeness.
You’re Not Batman
When the scourge of injustice overwhelmed Bruce Wayne, he dedicated his life to fighting it. He poured every resource at his disposal into his crusade for justice. He sacrificed fortune, comfort, and safety for a cause much greater than himself. You are nothing like Batman.
The New Racist Are Not The Old Racists
The Peaches and The Podcast Ninja talk about the thing everyone is talking about: “RACISM!…Hooray!” The problem we have is that racists aren’t what they used to be. It’s no longer mere bigotry, racism is a whole new religion.
BONUS – New Racism not Like The Old Racism
PART 2 of the conversation about Critical Theory, Racism, and some outrageous quotes from James Cone.