Elon Buys Twitter and Saves Us All
Elon Musk bought Twitter and it’s sad that we care. There are people living on the Earth who have never composed a Tweet. They have never been shadow banned. They don’t know how to ‘troll’ another person. Their political and religious views have never been published. Their well being is totally detached from the ‘responsible […]
On Fire for Climate Change
A climate change activist lit himself on fire in front of the Supreme Court. It seemed odd to me at first to protest global warming with a stunt that puts so much extra carbon into the atmosphere, but then I read that the guy was a Buddhist and that helped me understand (a little bit). […]
Give The Satanists A Classroom
Apparently, the Satanic Temple is suing an elementary school in Pennsylvania because they weren’t allowed to start an after school club. Some parents were outraged. Some school officials were worried. And the Satanists are happy that someone is paying attention to them. Satanists are just atheists who figured out that atheism isn’t cool anymore. Twenty […]
I Do Spiritual Direction
A guy I know who claimed to be a Christian for a little while (and even officially identified as a ‘Pastor’) is now offering something he calls, ‘spiritual direction.’ If you message him, he will set-up an ‘exploratory phone call’ which I assume has something to do with searching caves for treasure chests but I […]
Let’s Doom The Next Generation
Do you think it would be a good idea to teach children that smoking cigars is good for them? Starting when they’re in Kindergarten, we tell kids that tobacco is full of vitamins and the best way to get those vitamins is to roll the leaves into tight cylinders, light them, and inhale the smoke. […]
You Going Back This Sunday?
Well, Easter is over. Hopefully, you attended a church service that made a good enough impression on you that you’ll go back sometime, maybe at Christmas. I hope the people at the church were friendly but not so much that it was awkward for you. I they made you feel welcome but didn’t invade your […]
Your Kids Are Terrible
“As parents, our whole job is to facilitate, to protect, and to love our children. It’s not to tell them what to be or how to live.” – Person who is the primary influencer of some young humans. LOL! These are the words of someone who hasn’t spent any time around children. You formed your […]
Elon Buys Twitter and We’re All Saved
Have you heard the news? Elon Musk might buy Twitter! The control of a social media company could go from a godless, progressive billionaire to a godless billionaire who sometimes says things that upset progressives. I’m in agreement with the elated, conservative masses that this is the most important thing to ever happen in the […]
My Kids Teacher Is A Crocodile
My kid’s kindergarten teacher is a crocodile. I mean, an actual crocodile. She’s 13-feet long, weights about 300 pounds, and her toothy jaws are powerful enough to snap bones in half. I think it’s wonderful that our school doesn’t discriminate and I’m celebrating that my child has the opportunity to learn from a teacher whose […]
Maybe Everything Won’t Be Fine
Flipping through the Bible (actually, I’m not just flipping through because it’s difficult to read that way) I’ve noticed that the upbeat, optimistic, positive thinkers are often the people I’m told to avoid. Sure, there are some encouraging verses about casting my cares on the Lord and leaning not on my own understanding, but I’m […]