I’ll get to Trump soon.
First, Roy Moore.
What a guy, huh?
In his 30’s he cruised around Alabama picking up chicks who were 15 years younger than himself!
Creepy and weird, right?
Only guys like Hugh Hefner can get away with perversion like that!
You need to be a recognizable celebrity before you can use people for personal pleasure.
District Attorney of Podunk Alabama won’t cut it.
The minimum requirement for that level of salaciousness is Governor of Arkansas.
Or — You need to be a television star.
(Told you I’d get around to Trump.)
It’s likely that Donald Trump has abused people.
He’s a rich celebrity.
He can use people however he wants.
He said so himself!
That’s a perk of fame.
When he grabs people by the parts they’re happy he noticed them!
Until it is politically useful to be otherwise.
This is why America is insane.
Right and wrong depend on politics.
Good and evil are determined by personal opinion.
Our morals are made-up in the voting booth.
Alabama rejected Roy Moore who is a creepy, child abuser.
Alabama elected Doug Jones who proudly advocates killing unborn children.
There aren’t enough straight-jackets to go around.
Here’s a fact, America.
EVERY politician is deeply flawed.
Because EVERY politician is deeply human.
Turning every election into a game of “Which-Candidate-Is-More-Virtuous” is ludicrous.
We pick Christmas trees because we like the shape.
It’s a completely personal and arbitrary standard.
We pick political leaders the same way.
Remember: Political candidates are celebrities.
They don’t have the same rules as we who are voting for them.
You can select whichever tree suits your fancy.
Just don’t yammer about how your tree “is nicer” than mine.
Pretty soon, we’re going to throw them both out.