Tax The Rich But It Won’t Help
TAX THE RICH!! TAX THE RICH!!! TAXXXX THEEEE RIIIIICHHHH! Please, be quiet. You are making a fool of yourself. “John, you jerk! I deeply care about people in need!!! You are a disgusting apologist for billionaires! They’re hording wealth while innocent people suffer needlessly!” Shhh. You’re not qualified to decide whose suffering is ‘needless.’ The […]
Being Upset Doesn’t Make You A Victim
Sincere question: Why should I care that you’re upset? “John, you jerk! You heartless, unloving, selfish jerk!!! Don’t you care about the suffering of others!!??” There! Do you see what you just did? You ignored my sincere question, judged my character, and asked a question of your own. That’s upsetting to me. Do you care? […]
Irrational Confidence
A program on television a few years ago featured a guest who was afraid of mustard. They brought a big plate of mustard out and the poor woman panicked. She ran around the room screaming to get away from the pile of condiment. That’s an irrational fear. I’ve heard from some Secularists that we don’t […]
Pets Aren’t People
I saw a meme about some humans who take their dog, Ruckus, to see the Christmas lights. The dog loves it! Oh, also, the humans don’t have any children. I said, “Imagine how happy Ruckus would be if his humans gave him some kids to play with!” “John, you insensitive jerk! Some people can’t have […]
The Season of God’s Wrath
During the Christmas season it is good to think about God’s unwavering justice. In order to achieve justice, God unleashes wrath. Let’s not forget that Jesus came to Earth, in the form of a newborn babe, meek and mild, to perish on a cross because of us. All year long, ungodly rebels like to tell […]
Neutral Is Useless
Christians: It would be good to stop striving for neutrality. I know you think you’re loving everyone equally by refusing to take sides. I appreciate the attempt to be impartial and I understand that you’re trying to do a good thing. You think you’re acting like Jesus. The problem is that Jesus was never neutral. […]
Leaving Auto Maintenance
I don’t know exactly how many people I’ve shoved away from the saving grace of Jesus but it’s a big number. A whole bunch of people have told me that they used to be Christian but my toxicity, hatefulness, and general unpleasantness caused them to renounce the faith and become…something else…which they can’t define. So […]
Divorcing Tom Brady
Celebrities are a gift from God. In His goodness, He places rich, famous, popular people before us so that we can see that fame, wealth, and popularity don’t bring contentment. Ladies, you should thank God for giving you Gisele Bundchen. Her divorce is testimony to the truth that a Princess isn’t always happy even when […]
The Good from Nothing
A lot of people have told me they can be good without God. These people are wrong. “John, you jerk! I don’t believe in your sky fairy and I am a really good person.” You’re telling me that you’re a really good person assuming I understand what goodness is. You didn’t try to prove that […]
Responding to the Baby Slayers’ Wrath
My position is that murder is always wrong. Here are my official responses to the objections raised by those who support occasional murder. “John, you moron, a fetus is not a human!” – I doubt you can prove that a fetus is anything other than human. Every single baby on Earth came from a fetus. […]