When An Idiot Says You’re Smart
Smart people don’t need affirmation from stupid people. Dimwits are not equipped to evaluate intelligence.
Congrats to the Baby Slayers
Congratulations to the baby slayers in Michigan and California! Election day was a great day for you! It looks like you’ll permanently be allowed to slaughter infants. This is a great victory! You fought hard for it and I hope you’ll take a few minutes to enjoy it. Weighed down by their consciences, most people […]
Gender is Biology
Sometimes, things don’t work out as you hoped. I was blessed with grown-ups in my life who told me this when I was a kid. It’s the reason I am not reduced to a shimmering pile of feelings when I don’t get my way. It’s the reason I function normally when a Democrat holds the […]
Zeus Is Comin’ To Town!
Gather round kids! Let me tell you about the merry king of the gods whose name is, ‘Zeus.’ He lives way up on top of Mount Olympus and he is watching to see if you’re being naughty or nice. When he is angry, he throws lightning bolts. When he is happy, he loads up his […]
Dress Code
When certain types of human beings do not busy themselves with important work like raising children to be lovers of truth, they say things like: “Sexist dress codes can be extremely harmful for your wellbeing. They perpetuate the image that women have to dress themselves to appease others, and that the wrong outfit can label […]
Yes! Ban All The Books!
I know you’re upset by the attempt to ban porn from public school but calm down! Nobody is telling you that you can’t give your children smut. We just think it should be left up to parents to decide how much poison their children consume. I try to minimize the amount of harmful material in […]
Education Is Indoctrination
Three cheers for indoctrination! I’m so grateful for my own indoctrination. It has saved me the time of having to learn everything first hand. Thanks to indoctrinations, almost everything I know came from somebody else. I’ve heard some criticism from people who think indoctrination is a bad thing. I’m certain that somebody indoctrinated them with […]
Non-Traditional Wedding
I participated in a wedding yesterday. My buddy and I took his boat to the reservoir, loaded it up with bait and tackle, and spent the whole day catching fish. That’s what I call a beautiful wedding. Some folks say, “That’s not a wedding! That’s called fishing!” Haters gonna hate. I don’t let small minded […]
God Loves You Just The Way You Are
Here’s an important message for the LGBTQ community – You are not lovable. Nobody is lovable but you folks are targeted for information from serpents posing as God’s preachers. Here’s a sample of the serpents’ speaking: “This book is for every LGBTQI+ individual who fears God can’t love them just the way they are, and […]
Your House Is On Fire
So, I was driving across people’s lawns at 3am, blasting my car stereo and throwing trash out the window when this Karen attacked me. She was screeching something about noise ordinances, and property damage, and littering, and blah, blah, blah. The thing is, I wasn’t even driving on her lawn! She lived on the other […]