Rally To End Algebra
When I was in school, Algebra was alien hieroglyphics to me. It was an incomprehensible stream of symbols and numerals. There was a hamster in the science classroom name, “Vince” and he possessed the same math skills as me. No matter how many examples were shown in the book, I couldn’t make any sense of […]
Tossing Puppies Into Furnaces
(Mark 13:11) He replied, “The knowledge of the secrets of the kingdom of heaven has been given to you, but not to them. Whoever has will be given more, and he will have an abundance. Whoever does not have, even what he has will be taken from him. This is why I speak to them […]
Progressive Christians Are Atheists
Progressive Christianity is useless. It’s like a kickstand on an SUV. It’s like a squirt gun in the shower. It is putting on a belt when you’re already wearing suspenders. Progressive Christianity is unearthing a corpse to give it a lethal injection. There is no rational reason to become a Progressive Christian when you can […]
If There Are gods…
Sometimes atheists will post this quote from Marcus Aurelius as if it’s profound and insightful. “Live a good life.” – According to who, Marcus? Who gets to decide what constitutes a ‘good’ life? “If there are gods and they are just…” – Who decides what is ‘just,’ Marcus? If there are gods, it seems that […]
Murder Ain’t Religious Freedom
As long as you allow your pastor, teacher, elder, or other alleged spiritual leaders to get away with saying stuff like this, they will continue to say stuff like this and you will continue to be a blight of the world rather than a light of the world. Let’s replace the word ‘abortion’ with something […]
It’s Crazy To Say You Don’t Have Faith
A godless lunatic said this to me: “I don’t accept any claim or proposition on faith.” Of course, he expects me to accept this claim on faith. Godless lunatics don’t like to admit they have faith because they can’t stand the thought of having something in common with brainwashed, dimwitted, superstitious morons like me. They […]
Ignore The Hurting, You’ve Done Enough.
Memes like this hold the key to happiness. “Focus on yourself. You’ve done enough for the ungrateful.” You will make the world a better place when you stop caring about the needs of others and focus entirely on yourself. Beware! It won’t be easy! Many people are worse off than yourself. You may be tempted […]
Christians Should Force Their Views
There is at least one Christian person out there (I know because I’ve met her) who believes it is WRONG for Christians to seek political power for the purpose of imposing their religious views on the culture. According to her, Christians should strive to be ‘politically neutral.’ Our religious bias makes us ineligible to hold […]
The Selfless Daddy
In celebration of Father’s Day, Jennifer Lopez let her millions of Instagram followers know that Ben Affleck is, ‘the most selfless daddy ever.’ I commented, “The most selfless daddies are still married to mommy.” I’m aware that divorce is a sensitive issue and there are many, many, many reasons for breaking your promises. I understand […]
The Pluralist Oppression
“John, you jerk! We’re living in a pluralistic society! That means you must tolerate everyone else’s views and opinions!” I’m probably more tolerant than you. Right now, at this very moment, I am tolerating your view that there is such a thing as a ‘pluralistic society.’ I’m peacefully coexisting with you despite your ignorant understanding […]