No! Don’t Be Yourself!
I’m seeing A LOT of recommendations that people (especially women) should be themselves so I want to take just a couple of minutes and laugh about it. If you are not being yourself, who are you being? Noah Webster? Donnie Osmond? The Queen of England? If you’re the Queen of England, don’t quit! I guarantee […]
You Can’t Control My Thoughts
Here we go, boys and girls! Just a few second ago, I suggested that modesty was a good idea and most people agreed with me because most people are not raging lunatics. However, there were some folks who couldn’t believe my audacity. They were quite annoyed by the suggestion that girls and boys are BOTH […]
It’s Not Okay To Tell People It’s Okay To Not Be Okay
It is NOT ok to tell confused people they are ok. I understand that it feels good to be the person speaking positive affirmations. However, it is much more important to speak truth than to say happy things. You are encouraging a person who’s thinking about stepping into a minefield. “It’s ok to not know […]
How To Tell If You Lack Wisdom
“If any of you lacks wisdom, he should ask God, who gives generously to all without finding fault, and it will be given to him.” (James 1:5) If you’re wondering whether or not you lack wisdom, answer these questions. Would your rather ask God for something else? – The scripture talks a lot about the […]
No Such Thing As Sinners
One of the problems that denying God creates (besides a meaningless life) is you can’t honestly tell your children they are ‘amazing.’ When your kids are upset because someone called them a name, the only words of comfort you can offer are lies. ‘Non-religious’ people are terrible parents because without truth, it’s impossible to raise […]
Have Decent Thoughts
Whenever I’m asked, “What’s a good way to make sure that a rebellious little girl will grow up to become an unlikable, selfish woman?” I answer in the following manner. Teach your daughter that she is not capable of evil. Teach her that no matter how she dresses; indecent thoughts are a boy’s problem. Indoctrinate […]
Ladies, You Are Not Bathsheba
I recently wrote about how Christian women should dress modestly and some people helpfully reminded me that King David watched Bathsheba while she bathed. His lust motivated him to commit some serious sins, including murder! The bible doesn’t tell us whether or not Bathsheba knew David was watching her. So, let’s give her the benefit […]
Better Be Poor and Righteous
On this planet (Earth), you are always going to be wrong when you are motivated by greed, envy, or jealousy. Championing the oppressed, caring for the poor, and raising awareness for the marginalized is just a smoke screen. You’re trying to disguise your bitterness as righteousness. It won’t work. I can always tell when your […]
Shut Up and Let Them Teach
It can sometimes be difficult to recognize satire now that our culture has gone insane. The following article was intended to be so ‘over the top’ outrageous that it would be immediately understood as parody. But I doubt my ability to exaggerate. I’m afraid that if I don’t label this as satire, it will be […]
Don’t Apologize Unless You’re Wrong
Reminder: None of the stuff I write is intended for non-religious people. If you’re making up your own set of rules for living, don’t waste your time here. You do you, Boo. A particularly nasty bit of stealthy sinfulness exists in our culture. It’s hard to detect because it presents itself as humility. If you […]