Emotional Psychic
Bogus. I don’t need to do that. I already know what it’s like to be you. I have supernatural powers of empathy. I feel exactly what you feel. Don’t have to walk in your shoes. Don’t have to live a day in your life. I am tuned in to your emotions. Need proof? You’re feeling skeptical. You doubt my claim of […]
Collective Jockstrap
Recently joined a group on Facebook. You should join too. (I’m not trying to tell you what to do! I’m offering a suggestion! Not a command…) It’s a support group. For everyone. The members of this group are tolerant. You will find support for any cause you champion. Ask a question and it will be answered […]
Book Work
Found an ‘ABC children’s book’ called A is for Activist. Great little starter book for the children of liberal progressives. Helps teach kids how to whine about social issues. Informs them about the evils of corporations and petroleum. Assists them in conceptualizing that homosexuality is just a normal expression of love. Of course, I couldn’t just […]
Hell's Tourism
In a recent conversation someone told me, “We were on the vacation from Hell.” I have no sympathy for these people. Who buys a vacation package from Hell? From what I’ve read, …the business model rates very low in customer satisfaction. Probably because it’s a tough place to be employed. Eternal fire with worms that never die […]
Misplaced Celebration
Why do I get so much attention on my birthday? I had very little to do with my nascence. Don’t remember any of it. I’ve heard stories though. Apparently, I was uncooperative. Disrespectful of everyone’s time. I dawdled. Evicting me required my dear mother to incorporate painful contractions. In short, my behavior was childish. So what’s with the […]
Caucasian Apology
Recently posted an article on the subject of white privilege. Not surprisingly I missed the whole point. That’s what a friend of mine told me. He’s a pastor in a large church. And he has black people on staff. So if he says I missed the point, I did. The point was that teaching values […]
Picture Present
Formula for being an idiot: 1 part ego + 2 parts assumptions + a pinch of narcissism It was almost the end of a week long cruise. I had performed several times aboard the ship. Virtually every passenger recognized me as ‘the comedian’. Seated on deck in front of a shop in Ketchikan, Alaska I was […]
You Are Using These Words Wrong
Long ago, words were useful for communicating ideas. Not anymore. And it’s your fault. You assume that words have the same meaning as they did prior to 2008. You’re wrong. (‘Wrong’ still means what it used to…) Below is a helpful glossary. These are current definitions. —- President of the United States: Elected official with the […]
Hot Cars
It’s on the news almost every day. And unless news sources are just interested in sensationalism and shock value to get ratings and sell advertising It must be true! People don’t know that children shouldn’t be locked in a hot car! Headlines are glutted with this important, parental message. So there isn’t room for other […]
Mr and Mrs Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson got married. What’s the groom’s name? Doesn’t matter. He’s “the guy who married Jessica Simpson”. Upgraded from “the guy who’s been living with Jessica Simpson”. An addendum to “the guy who fathered two of Jessica Simpson’s kids”. You can look up his name if you want to know it. But why bother? The important […]