Don't Read This on Thanksgiving
Happy Black Thursday! If the date is November 27th, shame on you! Wasting time reading. When there’s thanking to do! Let me list the things for which I am most thankful. Coupon mailings Newspaper circulars Extended store hours Early store openings Three Days until Cyber Monday Cyber Monday Credit card limit increases Mortgage refinancing The family […]
I'm Not Going to Be Much Help
Lots of updates coming in every day. So believe me when I tell you… I’m aware of the terrorist threat. I’ve seen the videos. I’m all fired up about putting a stop to jihad. So… …what do you want me to do now? My personal supply of tomahawk missiles is really low. Practically zero. I can’t […]
You Likely Suck at Parenting
Here’s an article about parenting. The title: “Why Everything We Know About Discipline is Wrong” Everything… Absolutely everything we know is WRONG! I had no idea. Sadly, it’s too late for me. I’ve already raised (wrongly) my four kids. But maybe there’s hope for you. And though it’s long… Dull… Loaded with pretension… and bereft of […]
Love Quotient
I’m not a physicist. So I’m not qualified to talk about love. Discussions of passion are most appropriate in labs and research centers. Love is best understood by those professionally trained in science. The best poets are brain surgeons. Please remember this as you read my amateur analysis. I think love is something I give. Deliberately. Which means I already have it. […]
Voting Fraud
Tomorrow is an important day. Tomorrow we vote. We select the people who control our destiny! Those responsible for every hardship that befalls us. Our scapegoats. Will we… be able to learn a skill? learn to read or write? learn to play guitar? be employed? own a home? acquire food? find love? These questions are answered in the […]
I'm Atheism's Favorite Comedian
I can’t help it. It just seeps out of me. Humor, I mean. And stupidity, of course. I’m so stupid, smart people just LOL! Which seems a bit insensitive to me. Like making fun of handicapped people. But I’m probably wrong about that because I’m such a moron. Isn’t that right, Adept? (Adept is what I call […]
Violent Vittles
Before I decide to take this group’s message to heart… I need to know what I’m letting myself in for. There are 50 billion eggs produced in the United States. If just half of those eggs hatch, that’s 25 billion chickens (or ‘Snows’ if you prefer). If the 316 million people in America are willing to adopt these creatures, […]
Bring It On
Happened upon this quote on an atheist Twitter feed. All I’ve got to say is: Me too, Isaac! Let the evidence speak! The wild and ridiculous claim that this universe exists without a Creator needs to be accompanied by some observation and measurements and confirmation by independent observers. Bring it on! I’ll believe anything! UPDATE: […]
Good for Nothing
To my new friend who claims to be “good for no reason…” Twitter is a difficult format for discussion. Barely enough space to complete a thought. I need a few more lines of dialogue than Twitter affords. My first tweet playfully implies that evidence for God’s existence is abundant. Since you requested specific evidence, I assume you’re considering […]
Bad Beat
The science is settled! Settled! “But…” No! Shut up! It’s settled! Don’t tell me about your personal experience. You were spanked as a child and you feel like you turned out okay. You didn’t! Far from it. Here’s what the science says: “Because of the physical domino effect of stress to the child…physical punishment […]