Destroying Children for The Cause
Gosh, I hate to be a prude. But somebody’s got to do it. If the rest of y’all are going to clap and cheer for little kids having sex, I guess I’ll put on my grumpy face, wag my finger, and go full blown regressive. I’ll drag us back to a primitive time in history […]
New Phone and The Extinction of Shame
Pkarlgh! I got a new phone from Luke! Can you tell? The podcast is being recorded on my brand-spanking new phone. I had some issues with it and The Peaches tells me it’s mostly her fault. Then we read an email and answer some theology questions. We talk about hopeful agnostics and shame while wondering […]
New Phone and The Extinction of Shame
Pkarlgh! I got a new phone from Luke! Can you tell? The podcast is being recorded on my brand-spanking new phone. I had some issues with it and The Peaches tells me it’s mostly her fault. Then we read an email and answer some theology questions. We talk about hopeful agnostics and shame while wondering […]
When Christians Don’t Need Christianity
The following quote was foisted before me by cosmic forces beyond my comprehension. I didn’t go looking for trouble but I’m certain trouble is rolling up its sleeves to punch me in the face: Shame is not a good motivator, it’s a horrible motivator that can destroy a person’s heart and spirit. Shame only makes […]
Burned By The Bern
The 800 year old communist is rising as a real contender for the democratic candidate for president! On the one hand, it is inspiring to watch Sanders display the energy to jet around the country campaigning even though his body is composed mostly of dust and bitterness. His heart stopped beating a decade ago but […]
Losing Faith in Youth Group Evangelism
Left my podcast recorder in Nashville but we overcome that obstacle to bring you this episode about Jordan Peterson’s anxiety crisis. The Peaches and I discuss the latest apostate announcement and I give my theory about making the gospel so fun and exciting that it’s not the gospel anymore.
Losing Faith in Youth Group Evangelism
Left my podcast recorder in Nashville but we overcome that obstacle to bring you this episode about Jordan Peterson’s anxiety crisis. The Peaches and I discuss the latest apostate announcement and I give my theory about making the gospel so fun and exciting that it’s not the gospel anymore.
An Important Coming Out
After much heartfelt deliberation and tearful soul-searching, I’m ready to live my truth. I am Dwyane Wade’s 12-year old son. Most of my life I’ve had a sense that my biological father wasn’t really my dad. Now that it’s been confirmed that Dwyane Wade’s son is actually a daughter, there is no doubt in my […]
Of Super Bowls Past
This is an article I wrote back in 2003. In my mind, 2003 was just last month. In reality, it was seventeen years ago. SEVENTEEN YEARS! A lot has changed in the last seventeen years. I’ve gained wisdom in every area of my life…except professional sports. I have not increased my knowledge of football even […]
How To Win A Democratic Nomination
I figured it out. The democratic presidential nominee just has to beat Donald Trump. They say it over and over. “We need a candidate who can beat Trump!” They whisper it in their sleep. They tattoo it on their children’s bottoms. It’s etched on the heads of the needles they jam into their Donald Trump […]