NRA Member Burns Everything He Owns Out of Guilt
My name isn’t important. All you need to about me is that I’m a member of the NRA. And I’m sorry! I’ve been a fool. I thought I was “innocent” just because I haven’t committed a crime. But my eyes are open. My deepest appreciation goes out to the angry demonstrators in Washington. Your hatred […]
Relationships revisited, Grudges and Gun Control
Peaches and I talk about the podcast from a couple of weeks ago because you might have missed an important point, Pkarlgh. Holding a grudge is a skill that doesn’t have any benefits. And we discuss the problem of putting children on television to discuss public policy.
The Resurrection Is For Everybody
You should celebrate the resurrection of Jesus even if you don’t believe it happened. There are millions of people who do believe. And those people have made life on Earth immeasurably better. The resurrection proves that death is not the end of our story. That profoundly changes people. It gives them hope. It gives them […]
If David Hogg Was My Kid…
To David Hogg, I’m a flawed human being. Using my frequently inadequate wisdom and intellect, I’ve helped raise four imperfect children. Today, I’m going to do for you what I’ve done many times for my own beloved, broken kids… …offer unsolicited advice. Feel free to roll your eyes and groan. I’ve seen that hundreds of times. […]
A Prayer for People Who Hate Prayer
I understand. You’re fed up with thoughts and prayers. It’s time to take action! It’s time to prioritize people lives! Thoughts and prayers aren’t helping us. So you’re turning to the true source of unlimited wisdom and power… …the government. Prayers sent to Washington never go unanswered. Have faith! Join hands! Repeat after me. Our […]
Babies, Shaving, Shamrock Shakes and Tour Recaps
The Farkas brothers breach hospital security and talk about badger tail shavers. Mike from FamilyLife radio has his first ever Shamrock shake and we’re there with him! Kenn Kington and I describe the aftermath of our New York/Pennsylvania tour. There are helpful tips for arranging a comedy show PLUS the most effective method for treating […]
I Have Faith in Magic
This is an updated post from a couple of years ago. I believe in magic. It is the best explanation for science. In fact, it’s the ONLY explanation for science. Science gets credit for explaining a lot of stuff. Truth be told, science doesn’t explain anything. Zilch. Science discovers stuff. Science describes stuff. But neither […]
That Time Jesus Called For Slaughter
Remember the time Jesus said this? But these enemies of mine, who did not want me to reign over them, bring them here and slay them in my presence. It doesn’t usually make the list of Bible School memory verses. Probably because it’s such a harsh thing for the Prince of Peace to say. It’s a difficult […]
“Look To The Future” Is A Dumb Thing To Say
“I understand how some of what I said upset people and can be misinterpreted. I meant no disrespect to any individual or group. And I want to look to the future as much as anybody.” – Hillary Clinton, 2018 Looking to the future seems to be popular these days. But it’s an insipid pastime. The […]
Break Up Advice for Pkarlgh, Peaches Empathizes with Women
Love is complicated. We love you too much, Pkarlgh, to let you flounder in your relationships. Christian girls do what they think is right, and that’s part of the problem. The Peaches gives the details of her own craziness. High expectations lead to unhappiness. I suggest that men really don’t care about most stuff. The […]