Don’t Mention Mom
Hahahaha! This is a joke, of course! Everyone knows comparing your wife to your Mom is an insult (to your wife). All the women who raised this current generation have nothing to teach us. I mean, they have nothing to teach this generation of WOMEN. Your Mom was so incompetent that you actually grew-up thinking […]
Only God Knows
Man! Do we love to see people get saved! Depending on the specific theological perspective, the moment a person utters a prayer, or repeats the good confession, or climbs out of a baptistry; we Christians assure them their name is written in the book of life and the angels are dancing in Heaven. We do […]
Love and Accept Aren’t The Same
More than a few people are confused about the concept of Jesus ‘accepting everybody.’ In my usual good-natured and light-hearted manner, I’ll attempt to clear up the confusion for anyone who’s interested. America’s favorite bible verse (because it’s the ONLY bible verse most Americans know) is John 3:16. There are several translations but all of […]
Truth Is Terrifying
Some time ago I noticed that it’s difficult (bordering on impossible) for lawless rebels to acknowledge truth. The truth is such a scary thing to pagans that they won’t even admit their own beliefs are correct. “Haha! C’mon John, you jerk! You’re lying! Nobody is afraid of the truth!! You’re building a strawman!!!” I know! […]
Neither One Is Good
I’ll clear up a misunderstanding for anyone who thinks that those of us who oppose drag shows for children are big-time advocates for child beauty pageants: We’re not. The people who truly want to protect children from sexualization are opposed to both. And while I’m at it, I’ll attempt to explain the foolishness of using […]
Keep Forcing Your Beliefs On Everyone!
Some Christians say stuff to me like, “John, you jerk! Quit antagonizing the pagans!! You’re all wrong about them! Most of them don’t care what others believe and just want to be left alone and not have others forcing their beliefs on them.” LOL! You’re joking, right? “No, you obnoxious jerk! This is why non-believers […]
Never A Rodeo Clown Either
The first dozen times I saw it, I ignored the meme that says, “Just thinking about that show ‘To Catch A Predator” and how they exposed husbands, fathers, faith leaders, & community leaders. But NEVER a Drag Queen…” I thought, “That’s so dumb, it will never get shared.” I keep forgetting that the people who […]
Disproving The Already Disproven
Congratulations on ‘destroying’ a fringe belief held by a tiny number of conspiracy theorists. What are you going to tackle next? How about disproving the theory that heavy objects fall faster than light objects? Or, maybe you can destroy the myth of Santa Claus! Or, maybe you could put your considerable powers of skepticism to […]
You Don’t Deserve Someone Else’s House
Apparently, nobody in your life loved you enough to tell you the most basic truths a human needs to know in order to just exist without confusion, despair, and anxiety. I feel sorry for anyone who was launched into civilization without the slightest knowledge of civilized behavior. So I’m going to try to educate you […]
There Are No Lost People
Once upon a time I titled something I wrote, “There Are No Lost People.” Underneath that title, I proceeded to described lost people as innocent children alone in the woods with no way of getting out. So…my opening paragraph contradicted my title. This was reckless and irresponsible. I apologize to anyone I have offended or […]