How To Make A Single Mother

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This is an excellent thing to teach your daughter when you want her to be a single mother. Encourage her to strive for ‘independence’ and she will become an inferior wife, or ‘partner’ if you prefer. An independent woman has no need for a partner. That’s what it means to be independent. There is nothing […]

Christmas Is For Believers

A person who claims they are, “Happily raising a family as an atheist,” posted a picture of their living room decked out in Christmas trimmings. It’s the most wonderful time of the year for watching the farcical habits of godless people. Those who proudly (and sometimes loudly) claim science and reason over superstition will gleefully […]

You Don’t Love Everyone As They Are

If I can be loved ‘exactly as I am,’ then I can keep voting against gay marriage. Right? I mean, you wouldn’t contradict Mr. Rogers by telling me that I should give up homophobia, would you? Of course you would! Your ‘unconditional love’ doesn’t apply universally. Certain people don’t qualify to be loved exactly as […]

One Less Pizza Maker

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The people who practice the religion of Secularism don’t have weekly meetings to help them keep up with the death of their dogmas This is why the zealous preachers of lawlessness continue to spew arguments into my comment section that were dismantled decades ago. As a courtesy to you hapless humanists, I’ll explain why you […]

Disagreement Is Not Hate

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If there ever comes a time when I suggest that you can fight evil by ceasing to disagree with me, I want you to remind me of this post. If I ever lump hate and disagreement together as the cause of wickedness and the barrier to creating solutions, please show me this post and feel […]

Religion Belongs In Politics

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As much as it is up to me, I try to live at peace with everyone. One of the most important tricks I learned about living peacefully is never to expect other people to be peaceable. I assume you want to control me though you won’t admit it. There’s a good chance you don’t even […]

Not One of “Those Christians.”

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When someone assures you that they are “not one of THOSE Christians”, you can assume they are not a Christian at all. They are only using the word “Christian” as a cover to infiltrate the religious culture with their personal brand of godlessness. Christianity as it is generally understood by millions of people around the […]

Explain One Armed Children!

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I gently explained to a group of Progressive Christians (i.e. pagans) that every moment they exist is proof of God’s love. I was then asked (less gently) to explain rape and kids being tortured in blood diamond mines. FAIR WARNING: Never ask questions that you don’t want answered. If you desire to keep clinging to […]

It’s Okay to Reject Ideas But Not People.

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Slave owners need better social media representation. The pro-slavery crowd could really use a few Christian influencers running cover for their sinful lifestyle. It is unjust that the LGBTQ people get all the love and attention. Slave owners and sex traffickers are some of the most marginalized people in the world! Everybody detests them. I […]

Friends Judge

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When you truly hate someone, you let them destroy themselves. You’ll stand by quietly behind them while they suffer. You’ll watch as their life becomes Hell on Earth while gently assuring them that you don’t judge. Christians, stop letting hateful bullies tell you they don’t judge. They’re lying. Pagans always lie. Secularism is built on […]

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