Neutral Is Useless
Christians: It would be good to stop striving for neutrality. I know you think you’re loving everyone equally by refusing to take sides. I appreciate the attempt to be impartial and I understand that you’re trying to do a good thing. You think you’re acting like Jesus. The problem is that Jesus was never neutral. […]
Leaving Auto Maintenance
I don’t know exactly how many people I’ve shoved away from the saving grace of Jesus but it’s a big number. A whole bunch of people have told me that they used to be Christian but my toxicity, hatefulness, and general unpleasantness caused them to renounce the faith and become…something else…which they can’t define. So […]
Divorcing Tom Brady
Celebrities are a gift from God. In His goodness, He places rich, famous, popular people before us so that we can see that fame, wealth, and popularity don’t bring contentment. Ladies, you should thank God for giving you Gisele Bundchen. Her divorce is testimony to the truth that a Princess isn’t always happy even when […]
The Good from Nothing
A lot of people have told me they can be good without God. These people are wrong. “John, you jerk! I don’t believe in your sky fairy and I am a really good person.” You’re telling me that you’re a really good person assuming I understand what goodness is. You didn’t try to prove that […]
Responding to the Baby Slayers’ Wrath
My position is that murder is always wrong. Here are my official responses to the objections raised by those who support occasional murder. “John, you moron, a fetus is not a human!” – I doubt you can prove that a fetus is anything other than human. Every single baby on Earth came from a fetus. […]
When An Idiot Says You’re Smart
Smart people don’t need affirmation from stupid people. Dimwits are not equipped to evaluate intelligence.
Congrats to the Baby Slayers
Congratulations to the baby slayers in Michigan and California! Election day was a great day for you! It looks like you’ll permanently be allowed to slaughter infants. This is a great victory! You fought hard for it and I hope you’ll take a few minutes to enjoy it. Weighed down by their consciences, most people […]
Gender is Biology
Sometimes, things don’t work out as you hoped. I was blessed with grown-ups in my life who told me this when I was a kid. It’s the reason I am not reduced to a shimmering pile of feelings when I don’t get my way. It’s the reason I function normally when a Democrat holds the […]
Zeus Is Comin’ To Town!
Gather round kids! Let me tell you about the merry king of the gods whose name is, ‘Zeus.’ He lives way up on top of Mount Olympus and he is watching to see if you’re being naughty or nice. When he is angry, he throws lightning bolts. When he is happy, he loads up his […]
Dress Code
When certain types of human beings do not busy themselves with important work like raising children to be lovers of truth, they say things like: “Sexist dress codes can be extremely harmful for your wellbeing. They perpetuate the image that women have to dress themselves to appease others, and that the wrong outfit can label […]