Leaders Lead, Star Spangled Ding Dongs, and Proper Schooling
In the aftermath of Cami’s 9th birthday party (Frozen 2 theme) we discuss Bucko Bites and I do battle with an email scammer. The podcast Ninja becomes the Peato Pastor before our eyes. Uncle David almost dies laughing (for real) and we discuss who should take the blame for people who die at church.
Leaders Lead, Star Spangled Ding Dongs, and Proper Schooling
In the aftermath of Cami’s 9th birthday party (Frozen 2 theme) we discuss Bucko Bites and I do battle with an email scammer. The podcast Ninja becomes the Peato Pastor before our eyes. Uncle David almost dies laughing (for real) and we discuss who should take the blame for people who die at church.
My Visit From Florence Nightingale
I had just retired to my bed chamber with a cup of gruel when I heard a rattling at the door. Before I could open it, the ghost of Florence Nightingale swept into the room and spoke to me.
*** WARNING: FLORENCE HAS A POTTY MOUTH ***
READER DISCRETION ADVISED
Man In Quarantine Since 1918 Tells Non-Essentials To Keep Staying Home
A 174-year old man who was quarantined in 1918 during the Spanish Flu epidemic, has emerged from his dusty catacomb with a crucial message for non-essential workers: “Stay home!”
Judge Reduces Charges of ‘Murder’ Hornets to ‘Manslaughter’
The Supreme Court in the state of Washington has overturned the decision to call the Asian giant hornet, ‘Murder Hornets’ and officially reduced the charges against the insects to ‘Manslaughter’. However, the court stated the public is encouraged to maintain the same level of irrational panic. When asked to explain the decision, one of the […]
Online Services Cause Church Attendance to Plummet
The overwhelming success of streaming church services has created a huge problem for church leaders. The problem is, people like it! What’s not to like? The service doesn’t start until I say it starts. I can sleep until noon, stagger around making coffee, skip the shower, then sit in my underwear listening to a sermon […]
COVID-19 Causes Overstock of Vegan Meat Products
Vegans around the country are both surprised and elated by the glut of vegan meat products that are suddenly available as a result of the COVID-19 pandemic. An unintended consequence of panic-buying, butchers everywhere are offering a cornucopia of options for vegetarians. The chairman of The Beef and Poultry Commission said, “We’ve decided to look […]
WNBA Crowds Exempted from Social Distancing Rules
A spokesperson for the Women’s National Basketball Association has announced that social distancing protocols put in place to prevent the spread of the COVID-19 virus, do not apply to WNBA events because the crowds aren’t big enough. Requesting to remain anonymous, the spokesperson remarked, “Given the sparse attendance at our games, there’s no need to […]
Death To Lockdown Protesters!
This card has been sent to me several times over the past couple of weeks. I decided to create a card of my own as a response.
The Beast That Is New Normal
COVID-19 killed Normal. The Normal we knew at the beginning of 2020 is dead. The New Normal is a living creature with tendrils that can penetrate steel and concrete. New Normal will reach in and rattle every part of your life. You will answer when it knocks on your door because if you don’t, it […]