Hypocrisy of The Furious
The Governor of Illinois went on television to let us know that he’s furious. There was a mass shooting on July 4th in the State that he governs and he’s really upset about it. He was joined by several other politicians who are also furious. There’s a lot of fury among pagans when certain innocent […]
Exactly What I Expected
Let me take a minute and clear-up a misunderstanding for you. I never expect I’ll be applauded for the things I post on social media. In fact, I expect to be verbally assaulted by hateful idiots. I understand how the universe works. When I strike a match, I expect it will catch fire. When I […]
Church of Dead Trees
There’s a dead tree in my front yard. It still has a tag hanging on one of the branches that says, “Jonathan Apple” but it hasn’t ever produced a single apple so it’s not an apple tree. It’s just a lifeless collection of sticks. Some religious folks will tell me not to chop it up […]
You Might Be A Villain
Baron Bomburst is the King of Vulgaria. The Baroness Bomburst (his Queen) hates children. The two of them employ the ‘Child Catcher’ to round up all the children and imprison them. If you’ve seen the movie, ‘Chitty Chitty Bang Bang,’ then you’ll recognize these characters. If you haven’t seen the movie, I will explain the […]
Rally To End Algebra
When I was in school, Algebra was alien hieroglyphics to me. It was an incomprehensible stream of symbols and numerals. There was a hamster in the science classroom name, “Vince” and he possessed the same math skills as me. No matter how many examples were shown in the book, I couldn’t make any sense of […]
Tossing Puppies Into Furnaces
(Mark 13:11) He replied, “The knowledge of the secrets of the kingdom of heaven has been given to you, but not to them. Whoever has will be given more, and he will have an abundance. Whoever does not have, even what he has will be taken from him. This is why I speak to them […]
Progressive Christians Are Atheists
Progressive Christianity is useless. It’s like a kickstand on an SUV. It’s like a squirt gun in the shower. It is putting on a belt when you’re already wearing suspenders. Progressive Christianity is unearthing a corpse to give it a lethal injection. There is no rational reason to become a Progressive Christian when you can […]
If There Are gods…
Sometimes atheists will post this quote from Marcus Aurelius as if it’s profound and insightful. “Live a good life.” – According to who, Marcus? Who gets to decide what constitutes a ‘good’ life? “If there are gods and they are just…” – Who decides what is ‘just,’ Marcus? If there are gods, it seems that […]
Murder Ain’t Religious Freedom
As long as you allow your pastor, teacher, elder, or other alleged spiritual leaders to get away with saying stuff like this, they will continue to say stuff like this and you will continue to be a blight of the world rather than a light of the world. Let’s replace the word ‘abortion’ with something […]
It’s Crazy To Say You Don’t Have Faith
A godless lunatic said this to me: “I don’t accept any claim or proposition on faith.” Of course, he expects me to accept this claim on faith. Godless lunatics don’t like to admit they have faith because they can’t stand the thought of having something in common with brainwashed, dimwitted, superstitious morons like me. They […]