Easter Wishes
According to the postcards arriving daily in my mailbox from your church, it’s almost Easter time! This is the one of two times during the year when I spend time thinking about which church I’m going to sit in judgment over. Lots of churches want me to attend their service so you have tons of […]
My Official Position on Bullies
Whenever I mention my outrageous belief that people should be taught how to handle verbal assault, somebody accuses me of being ‘pro-bullying.’ “John, you jerk!” they say. “You think it’s okay to abuse children! You support beating kids with tennis rackets and burning them with sparklers! How can you call yourself a Christian?!! The fruit […]
Fruit of The Spirit at The Oscars
I’m truly not interested in hearing that you don’t watch the Oscars. Refusing to watch a bunch of self-important hypocrites give awards to each other doesn’t require any sacrifice on your part. It’s easy to ignore things that don’t interest you. I’ve never watched an awards show ever, but that’s not something that deserves recognition. […]
What Kind of Extremist Are You?
Religious extremist!!! Those words send a chill down my spine. The ‘extremist’ label can end my career, destroy my credibility, and ostracize me from society. Extremists are bad news when they’re the ‘religious’ kind because our society is chock full of ‘non-religious’ extremists who wouldn’t recognize hypocrisy if it was an octopus in their toilet. […]
Welcome To The Asylum
Hi! My name is John. Since we’re roommates in this asylum, I figured I would introduce myself and check to see if you’re as bonkers as the people in charge. Oh…you didn’t notice the leaders are nuts? Yikes! That means you agree with the current Supreme Court candidate that it’s not possible to define the […]
My Most Recent Hypocrisy
“Nobody is perfect.” That’s a comfortable phrase for me to say whenever I screw up because it’s vague. I say it hoping it will pass for humility. It is actually NOT an admission of any personal flaws; it is a blanket accusation of mankind. I’m pretending that I’ve uttered something profound when all I’ve done […]
Hard Hearts Are Not Happy Hearts
It’s understandable that you want to avoid getting hurt. There are some ‘toxic people’ moving around in the world who will abuse you whenever they get the chance. Only a lunatic would advise you to keep hanging around people who knock you down. I am not a lunatic. That being said, sometimes you need to […]
Triggers for Empaths
A long time ago when mankind was primitive and ignorant about many things, there was a group of people that became known as ‘Gnostics’ (that first ‘G’ is silent). The Gnostics claimed to have knowledge of secret things that wasn’t available to ordinary people like me. This ‘secret wisdom’ was the foundation for many religious, […]
God Made Everyone. What’s your point?
If you’re making excuses for behavior that is awful enough that you’re making excuses for it and one of those excuses is, “God made me this way,” then you better brace yourself. This is going to sting. God made everybody. He made black, white, red, yellow, orange, purple, and all the other people colors. He […]
Some Things Shouldn’t Be Explained
Today, boys and girls, we’re going to learn about, “gaslighting.” When someone tries to make you think that you’re insane or out of touch with reality, it is called, “gaslighting.” There are lots of ways to gaslight a person but today we’ll just use this meme as our example. First, you need to know that […]