Thank You, Josh Duggar.
I owe him a “Thank You”. I thought we were lost. But happily… …Josh Duggar has proven we’re not! We still have some standards! It still matters how people behave! We’re not okay with cheating. There is collective agreement that a husband breaking his marriage vows is despicable. I’m shocked! SHOCKED! I expected the religious people […]
How To Fix Your Stinky Relationship
The air freshener has directions for use. Printed right on the can. Hold can upright, pull trigger back and spray the air in a sweeping motion throughout the entire room. It doesn’t say… …”point nozzle away from face.” It should. People who need directions for operating air freshener… …will need that detail. Otherwise they’ll wind up […]
Hookup Culture and Kitten Encounters
I’ve got a great idea. An app on your phone. It shows you a picture of a kitten and tells you how far away that kitten is from your location. If the kitten looks good, you can arrange a hookup. Rendezvous at some convenient point. Bring some catnip and yarn! If you have a laser pointer, […]
How To Stay In The Relationship Thrill Ride
I’ve heard relationships compared to journeys. “Love is a path you walk together.” Journey maybe. Path, definitely not. Love isn’t a path… …road, street, highway, interstate, turnpike or gravel driveway. It’s a roller coaster track. If you’re smart… …when you climb aboard the train, you’ll pull that shoulder restraint down. …that’s marriage. Without it, the ride might […]
Saturday School #4 – Defending Your Faith
We’re winding down the Saturday School because… …I’ve learned everything there is to know about humanism and atheism. As I’ve been reminded by the proponents… …It’s not terribly difficult to understand. However, it does seem to be difficult to explain. This is because analysis reveals atheism’s philosophical deficiency. The more the worldview is explained… …the weaker […]
On Women and Love: A Scientific Inquiry
Recently, someone told me: Everything can be explained by science. Which I found to be a bold assertion. So I asked him to explain ‘Love’. Emotional sensations of any kind are the result of complex chemical interactions within a living organism. Living organisms? …so my Teddy Bear doesn’t love me back? There is no scientific reason […]
Fifty Shades of Coleslaw
Because it doesn’t matter. That’s why the title. This isn’t about coleslaw. You didn’t click for coleslaw anyway. Admit it! 100 million copies. That’s how many times these lines were repeated: “My inner goddess is beside herself, hopping from foot to foot.” “My inner goddess is doing the merengue with some salsa moves.” “I must be […]
Hating on Love
Love. I hate it. The word, I mean. Misused and overused. Love regularly gets recklessly shuffled into shopworn statements. It’s used to proclaim everything from affection for human beings… …to fondness for fruit salad. We could learn a lot from the Greeks. Firstly, they invented gyros. Secondly, they had multiple words for Love. We ought to do that. Use the word, […]
Forbidden Love Confessed
The following post will expose raw emotions. To avoid being confronted with uncomfortable truths, stop reading now! You find yourself inexplicably attracted to someone… …do you tell them? …What if they’re married? …What if they’re a gorilla? A real gorilla. But not just any old gorilla… …THIS GORILLA! He lives in the Tokyo zoo. His name […]
Why I Don't Want Planned Parenthood To Receive Tax Money
My reply to the guest blogger’s post. Quick reminder: This is only applicable to professing Christians. Bible verses aren’t effective against hardened hearts… …it says so in the Bible. (Matthew 13:14-15) Your solution must be found in secularism. Like Stalin, Lenin, Mao and Pol Pot… …you determine your own morality. “Sin” is the invention of religious people to gain power over […]