You Were Wrong About Everything
I remember when the experts told me that I needed to stay home so that I wouldn’t catch a potentially lethal virus. The experts who were concerned only with my health and safety, told me that we’re all in this together and that if I just locked myself away from everyone else for a little […]
Pagans Suck At Interpreting Scripture
If you don’t believe the Bible is true, then you shouldn’t try to support your views on abortion with scripture. It’s mildly amusing (not hilarious) that I need to make that statement. The internet has a robust population of religious know-it-alls who lecture me on how to apply the Bible to my life while simultaneously […]
Are You Sure You Want To Blame Men for Pregnancy?
You told me that it is unfair to blame women for abortion since men are responsible for making women pregnant. You also told me that men don’t get to speak about abortion since they don’t have a uterus. Because I’m a thoughtful and compassionate person, I refuse to stand by and watch you suffer with […]
We Can’t Live Everyone’s Truth
“Why are we living in this damp cave, like animals?” Because, my child, we are tolerant loving people who never discriminate against anyone. But it wasn’t always like this. Long ago, ‘2+2=4’ was true for everyone except her. If there were two apples in a basket and she put two more in, the total number […]
Go Ahead and Bash
I don’t think there’s any good reason to treat bad ideas with polite respect. Ideas are not people made in God’s image. I’ve been told that it is always wrong to ‘bash’ other people’s religion. The word ‘bash’ is carefully and deliberately chosen to replace the word ‘criticize.’ It’s a clever way to represent my […]
Fear Not, Ye Shedders of Innocent Blood
You heartless ghouls need to calm down! Even if Roe v. Wade is overturned, you’ll still be able to murder babies. The Supreme Court’s ruling will simply allow the individual States to decide the legality of butchering unborn children. You’ll always be able to get an abortion but you might have to travel a little […]
Fear Not Public Educators
I saw this bold proclamation recently: “Those who attack public education fear an educated public.” As someone who regularly “attacks” public education I will testify that I’m not even a little bit afraid of an educated public. I’m trying to educate the public to the fact that public education (i.e. government schools) is not the […]
Get Kids Interested In Reading: Ban A Book!
Banning books is a great way to help your kids to develop an interest in reading. Nothing motives a person to read like telling them certain books are off-limits. You should tell your kids to stay away from the Bible. Gather up the Bibles in your house and lock them in a box in the […]
Who Wants To Be A Dictator?
The benefit of becoming an iron-fisted dictator is that it simplifies relationships. Interacting with people is a series of trade-offs unless you seize power over everyone in your vicinity. If you are unwilling (or unable) to completely dominate the members of your tribe then they will eventually behave in a manner that displeases you. When […]
Elon Buys Twitter and Saves Us All
Elon Musk bought Twitter and it’s sad that we care. There are people living on the Earth who have never composed a Tweet. They have never been shadow banned. They don’t know how to ‘troll’ another person. Their political and religious views have never been published. Their well being is totally detached from the ‘responsible […]