Diversity Is STILL For Dimwits
**UPDATE** I originally wrote this article in response to some criticisms posted on Facebook. My critic is a staff member at a large church and an advocate for diversity. He stated that he values differing viewpoints and loves discussing issues with people who disagree with him. When I expressed disagreement with his theology, he deleted all […]
Republican Admits To Extreme Evil
That’s an attention grabbing headline! The words “Evil” and “Republican” in the same sentence! Here’s the article if you want to know the inspiration for the headline. Yeah…forget it… The details aren’t important. What matters is that Republicans are probably evil. I’ve suspected it for a long time. The evidence is EVERYWHERE! You need look no further than […]
5 Questions To Determine If You're A Dimwit
To follow-up on my earlier post entitled “Diversity is for Dimwits”. Some people objected to my use of the word ‘dimwit’. But you shouldn’t be offended by the word unless it describes you. So I’ve compiled a few questions to help you decide whether or not to be offended. 1. Do you believe that some ideas are true and […]
Why You Should Support Bullying
*DISCLAIMER* This post will offend some people merely on the basis of it’s subject matter. Others will be offended because of the perceived glibness of my tone. Still others will be offended because that’s how they feel when they wake up in the morning. If you are offended, please go here and start a petition. Received a […]
The REAL Terrorist Threat
Here’s a story about an elementary school kid who brought a ring to school. Not just any ring. The ‘One Ring’ of power. The legendary ring forged by Sauron to rule Middle Earth! So it seems that the entire ‘Lord of the Rings’ film trilogy… …is a lie! The third film depicts the ‘One Ring’ falling […]
3 Reasons Why The Playboy Mansion Is Great for Kids
Recently, I learned about the Playboy Mansion. I thought it was just a sex den. According to this video, I was wrong. It was also the childhood home of Cooper Hefner. Cooper is the son of Hugh Hefner. Presumably, Cooper also has a mother but she isn’t mentioned in the video. Which is fine, really. She probably doesn’t […]
The Bible's Highest Compliment for Atheists
The fool says in his heart, “There is no God.” If you happen to be a fool, don’t be mad! That’s not my quote. It’s from the Bible. It’s fiction, you fool. Ancient myth. In fact… You should take it as a compliment! Biblical acknowledgment of your personal reasonableness. Your towering intellect standing opposed to Biblical precept. As […]
The Best Free Thinkers Are Religious
Science Denier! That’s what you are if you doubt science. Not any science though. Just some science. Like climate science. The doctored statistics… The fake graphs… The erroneous computer models… …that science. And. At the same time. When geological study makes you suspect The shape of Earth’s continents… Global sedimentary deposits… Rapid burial of fossilized plants… […]
Does This Use of Puppies Offend You?
Hooray for the ethics police. The animal ethics police. Thanks to their tireless whining, we didn’t see this travesty during the SuperBowl: It’s offensive. Blatant animal exploitation… Ignores the huge problem of animal adoption… Something…something…something… Anyway, GoDaddy pulled the ad. (…not from YouTube of course…) Proving that GoDaddy is sensitive to the objections of viewers. Hopefully […]
Shocking Warning about Radical Christianity
Extremists! Religious zealots. Radicals! The words send a chill down my spine! Here’s what I heard somebody say on T.V. (And when somebody on T.V. says something, …I believe it. They don’t put fools on T.V.) He said: “It’s not just Islamic extremists who pose a threat. There are Christian extremists too!” Oh….no…. I know about Christian orthodoxy. I can’t […]