Jesus May Have Identity Issues
Trying something different.
An Extreme Solution to Sexual Violence
This solution is discriminatory. It isn’t inclusive. It’s not for everybody. Here is how you end sexual violence: Christianity. I told you it was extreme. And offensive. Sure. But I’ve heard the other ideas. Ideas proposed by Christians. Petitions. Seriously? In order to end sexual violence… …we fill out a form? My name on a […]
Good News for Rapists!
Way back in history we put criminals in jail. It seemed like a good idea way back in history. Because way back in history there were only a few criminals. But now… Now we are the most incarcerated country in the world! That’s what this article says. The problem is described as ‘mass incarceration’. The […]
Atheists Brains Don't Work Without God
Atheists think they think but they don’t.
Do you have too much money for God to love you?
How much money can I have before I’m no longer a Christian? An important question. I need to adjust my 401k contributions accordingly. Thankfully, someone has humbly compiled this list. It’s the names of pastors who aren’t really Christians… …because they make too much money. The article doesn’t suggest a concrete figure. But I can […]
The Miraculous Replacement for God
Good news, Alcoholics! There’s hope. Not silly, stupid “God” hope Real hope. Science hope! I found this hope filled article in The Atlantic It’s pretty long so I’ll summarize: Alcoholics Anonymous is irrational. If you’re a member of AA, you might disagree. You’re being irrational. There is a better way to kick your addiction to […]
Updated Indiana Law Legalizes Burning Crosses
The so-called ‘Religious Freedom’ law was a mistake. Probably. I haven’t actually read it. Most people haven’t read it but they’re very angry anyway. Trust those instincts. My reasoning is… …if something you don’t know anything about ….makes you shake with rage …it must be awful. Apparently, the Indiana Governor realizes his mistake. This morning, […]
Hateful Church Denies Charity to Homeless People
When it comes to community activism, You can’t beat the Catholics. Here’s another example of the Church’s tireless effort to serve humanity. The headline for the article reads: “San Francisco Catholic Church Installs Watering System to Drench Homeless People While They Sleep” They’re giving needy people SHOWERS! Homeless folks need only nestle into the church doorways. Nod […]
Slavery Is Good For The Church
At long last, The Mennonite church is moving past it’s Slave-phobia. They’ve ordained their first slave trader!** Coming alongside other denominations, the church has taken a giant step forward! The old prejudices and bigotry against slaving are fading away. Practicing slave traders now have sanctuary in the Mennonite church. A place where they are loved…not judged. A place where […]
Climate Change Killed My Whole Family
The science is settled. Climate change is a reality. It says so in the Bible.* The climate used to be perfect. Life on Earth was eternal. …back when there were only 2 people emitting carbon. Then people built a factory. (Historical records don’t support my factory building claim. …but sin is sin… …eat from the tree […]