This Is Who REALLY Won The GOP Debate
Donald Trump. He’s the candidate that everyone admires. Brash. Unapologetic. Confident. We love that! We don’t even notice his lack of substance. So… I’m going to write this like Donald Trump. I’ve done a lot of stuff. I’ve written books. I’ve performed on stage. I’ve made money. I’ve been successful. People like me. I talked […]
I'm Not Gonna Love Like Jesus
Here’s a comment that was recently made about this article. A little antagonistic and lacking the love that Jesus taught. Do you think Jesus would post something like that? Or do you think he would exercise patients and kindness. I get these kinds of comments frequently. Unless I write about stuff nobody cares about. Which […]
Sex Addiction Is No Excuse
Experts are debating about whether or not… …Sex addiction is a real thing. I’m not bold enough to proclaim myself an ‘expert’ on sex… …but I’m certainly not a novice either. Besides… … I never let a lack of qualifications prohibit my commentary. I think sex addiction is real… …because of Heroin. Heroin is the most efficient way to […]
Thank You, Josh Duggar.
I owe him a “Thank You”. I thought we were lost. But happily… …Josh Duggar has proven we’re not! We still have some standards! It still matters how people behave! We’re not okay with cheating. There is collective agreement that a husband breaking his marriage vows is despicable. I’m shocked! SHOCKED! I expected the religious people […]
How To Fix Your Stinky Relationship
The air freshener has directions for use. Printed right on the can. Hold can upright, pull trigger back and spray the air in a sweeping motion throughout the entire room. It doesn’t say… …”point nozzle away from face.” It should. People who need directions for operating air freshener… …will need that detail. Otherwise they’ll wind up […]
Hookup Culture and Kitten Encounters
I’ve got a great idea. An app on your phone. It shows you a picture of a kitten and tells you how far away that kitten is from your location. If the kitten looks good, you can arrange a hookup. Rendezvous at some convenient point. Bring some catnip and yarn! If you have a laser pointer, […]
How To Stay In The Relationship Thrill Ride
I’ve heard relationships compared to journeys. “Love is a path you walk together.” Journey maybe. Path, definitely not. Love isn’t a path… …road, street, highway, interstate, turnpike or gravel driveway. It’s a roller coaster track. If you’re smart… …when you climb aboard the train, you’ll pull that shoulder restraint down. …that’s marriage. Without it, the ride might […]
Saturday School #4 – Defending Your Faith
We’re winding down the Saturday School because… …I’ve learned everything there is to know about humanism and atheism. As I’ve been reminded by the proponents… …It’s not terribly difficult to understand. However, it does seem to be difficult to explain. This is because analysis reveals atheism’s philosophical deficiency. The more the worldview is explained… …the weaker […]
On Women and Love: A Scientific Inquiry
Recently, someone told me: Everything can be explained by science. Which I found to be a bold assertion. So I asked him to explain ‘Love’. Emotional sensations of any kind are the result of complex chemical interactions within a living organism. Living organisms? …so my Teddy Bear doesn’t love me back? There is no scientific reason […]
Fifty Shades of Coleslaw
Because it doesn’t matter. That’s why the title. This isn’t about coleslaw. You didn’t click for coleslaw anyway. Admit it! 100 million copies. That’s how many times these lines were repeated: “My inner goddess is beside herself, hopping from foot to foot.” “My inner goddess is doing the merengue with some salsa moves.” “I must be […]