Atheists Brains Don't Work Without God
Atheists think they think but they don’t.
Do you have too much money for God to love you?
How much money can I have before I’m no longer a Christian? An important question. I need to adjust my 401k contributions accordingly. Thankfully, someone has humbly compiled this list. It’s the names of pastors who aren’t really Christians… …because they make too much money. The article doesn’t suggest a concrete figure. But I can […]
The Miraculous Replacement for God
Good news, Alcoholics! There’s hope. Not silly, stupid “God” hope Real hope. Science hope! I found this hope filled article in The Atlantic It’s pretty long so I’ll summarize: Alcoholics Anonymous is irrational. If you’re a member of AA, you might disagree. You’re being irrational. There is a better way to kick your addiction to […]
Updated Indiana Law Legalizes Burning Crosses
The so-called ‘Religious Freedom’ law was a mistake. Probably. I haven’t actually read it. Most people haven’t read it but they’re very angry anyway. Trust those instincts. My reasoning is… …if something you don’t know anything about ….makes you shake with rage …it must be awful. Apparently, the Indiana Governor realizes his mistake. This morning, […]
Hateful Church Denies Charity to Homeless People
When it comes to community activism, You can’t beat the Catholics. Here’s another example of the Church’s tireless effort to serve humanity. The headline for the article reads: “San Francisco Catholic Church Installs Watering System to Drench Homeless People While They Sleep” They’re giving needy people SHOWERS! Homeless folks need only nestle into the church doorways. Nod […]
Slavery Is Good For The Church
At long last, The Mennonite church is moving past it’s Slave-phobia. They’ve ordained their first slave trader!** Coming alongside other denominations, the church has taken a giant step forward! The old prejudices and bigotry against slaving are fading away. Practicing slave traders now have sanctuary in the Mennonite church. A place where they are loved…not judged. A place where […]
Climate Change Killed My Whole Family
The science is settled. Climate change is a reality. It says so in the Bible.* The climate used to be perfect. Life on Earth was eternal. …back when there were only 2 people emitting carbon. Then people built a factory. (Historical records don’t support my factory building claim. …but sin is sin… …eat from the tree […]
Diversity Is STILL For Dimwits
**UPDATE** I originally wrote this article in response to some criticisms posted on Facebook. My critic is a staff member at a large church and an advocate for diversity. He stated that he values differing viewpoints and loves discussing issues with people who disagree with him. When I expressed disagreement with his theology, he deleted all […]
Republican Admits To Extreme Evil
That’s an attention grabbing headline! The words “Evil” and “Republican” in the same sentence! Here’s the article if you want to know the inspiration for the headline. Yeah…forget it… The details aren’t important. What matters is that Republicans are probably evil. I’ve suspected it for a long time. The evidence is EVERYWHERE! You need look no further than […]
5 Questions To Determine If You're A Dimwit
To follow-up on my earlier post entitled “Diversity is for Dimwits”. Some people objected to my use of the word ‘dimwit’. But you shouldn’t be offended by the word unless it describes you. So I’ve compiled a few questions to help you decide whether or not to be offended. 1. Do you believe that some ideas are true and […]