I No Longer Believe in Goodness
Only wing nuts believe in goodness. A concept based on superstition. Without a shred of hard, scientific evidence. Goodness just makes Humanists feel better. But then, always, …they try to jam their goodness down my throat. With statements like: “We are committed to treating each person as having inherent worth and dignity, and to making informed choices in a context […]
Guarantee Failure: 2 Tips
A short story and some tips for orchestrating the destruction of your life.
A Tip To Ensure You Aren't Harassed
Lately it’s become an epidemic. I guess. Men shouting stuff at women. Like “Beautiful” “Sexy” “Hot” The term given to this odious event is “Cat-Calling” …though the victims were human, not cats …and it wasn’t done on the phone And while I will probably never suffer the humiliation of having a female stranger indicate attraction to me I […]
Maybe The Stupidest Thing Ever Written
Here it is. Below is a synopsis of the article: ——————- Police don’t know what prompted the man to fire 100 rounds into a crowd of people. But he did watch Sesame Street as a boy. Could have been a Big Bird zealot. Police found movie posters of “Muppets Take Manhattan” in his car. So the guy maybe, might, probably belongs to a fringe […]
You Think They're Real But You're Wrong
What’s your favorite mythical creature? The unicorn? The leprechaun? Mine is the atheist. Legend ascribes great powers to atheists. An Intellect that can bore holes in solid steel and religious doctrine. The ability to shoot science from their fingertips. The power to repel bullets with sheer skepticism. And while they seem to be real people… …they’re not. They’re […]
This Will Make You Puke
Kidnappers, thieves, rapists and murderers… …I’m just like you! That’s what I’m supposed to say. Nobody’s perfect. I’ve got to lose my self righteousness. Gotta stop acting child abuse is worse than coffee addiction. I’ve got issues too! (“Issues” are what religious bigots call “sin”.) And when I don’t acknowledge my own issues… …I’m “driving people away from Jesus” DRIVING […]
Christmas Slipped My Mind
Christmas is just around the corner. That’s what the advertisements tell us. Every year, “Christmas is coming!” So we don’t forget. Wake up one night in mid February Hey! It’s not December anymore! We forgot all about Christmas! Didn’t see any ads! The “It’s A Wonderful Life” marathon didn’t clue me. You rotten retailers made me […]
Don't Read This on Thanksgiving
Happy Black Thursday! If the date is November 27th, shame on you! Wasting time reading. When there’s thanking to do! Let me list the things for which I am most thankful. Coupon mailings Newspaper circulars Extended store hours Early store openings Three Days until Cyber Monday Cyber Monday Credit card limit increases Mortgage refinancing The family […]
I'm Not Going to Be Much Help
Lots of updates coming in every day. So believe me when I tell you… I’m aware of the terrorist threat. I’ve seen the videos. I’m all fired up about putting a stop to jihad. So… …what do you want me to do now? My personal supply of tomahawk missiles is really low. Practically zero. I can’t […]
You Likely Suck at Parenting
Here’s an article about parenting. The title: “Why Everything We Know About Discipline is Wrong” Everything… Absolutely everything we know is WRONG! I had no idea. Sadly, it’s too late for me. I’ve already raised (wrongly) my four kids. But maybe there’s hope for you. And though it’s long… Dull… Loaded with pretension… and bereft of […]